Wearing baggy, ugly sweats to run errands or whatever you're doing is unacceptable!  Especially when you are not wearing a BRAZIER!!  Every single time you leave the house, imagine you may run into that cynical girl from High School.  See? Comfort does NOT have to mean you look like Rosie O'Donnel strolling out to grab the morning paper.  Do not ever, ever, ever leave the house in clothing that you would dye your hair in-gross!

Clear Bra Straps...Hey guess what idiot, WE STILL SEE THEM!  A tube top is strapless, that mean you shouldn't be adding straps.  Its almost better to go braless and flop-a-lot-a-gus then have cheap, tacky, and DUMB clear bra straps sticking out, and to believe we "don't see them" is nuttier than squirrel crap!

So as an avid sports fan and season ticket holder, every game attended brings at least 2-3 girls that think that wearing heels and lookin like they've been crocked more times than Davey Crocket's musket will get them a date with an athelete.  No, no sweety it won't.  You need to dress appropriately for the occasion, which is why I don't wear my ass-less chaps to the gym.  You can look just as cute wearing a boot with a 1"-3" heel...

Athletic shoes with jeans..I know how comfortable your workout shoes can be.  But that's just what they are, workout shoes, since it is not 1995, nobody should be referring to workout shoes as "my nice pair."  Then you wear those to a snobby pilates class, not to a lunch date or to the Farmer's Market.  There are many other options out there that are just as comfortable, and far-less "Gym Teacher-esque."



Do I even need to attempt to explain why this is so wrong on so many levels?  There are option.  And we do not want to see your big old panty line, and even if they are not your "granny panties," they are GOING TO LOOK LIKE GRANNY PANTIES when they're sticking out like a third boob!